Thursday, May 14, 2009



MANUFACTURED:1987
SPECIFICATIONS:
VISUAL PERCEPTION: 380 nm to 750 nm.
HEARING : 20 Hz to 20,000 Hz.
VOICE : 85 Hz to 155 Hz.
MEMORY STATUS :
Short Term Memory - ACTIVE.
Long Term Memory - Partially ACTIVE.
BODY MASS INDEX: 19.0 (Normal)
FERTILITY : 20 million to 150 million sperm per milliLitre.
PRODUCT EXPIRY : infinity.


homo sapiens
Naturally : Inquisitive
Apparently : Sincere
Primarily : Introvert
Definitely : Calm
Mentally : Stable
Probably : Confused
Reasonably : Smart
Sufficiently : Educated
Vertically : 5'11''
Socially : Unavailable
Currently : Commited
Permanently : On earth
Reluctantly : Studying
Truly : Indian
Financially : Bankrupt
Seriously : Lazy
Artistically : Priceless
Honestly : Honest

I can bear K3G but not as much as Nidhi
I like to study but not as much as Hina
I am a pervert but not as big as Fahim
I do stupid things but not as big as RANA
I am a pretty freak but not as big as SAM
I sit before my compu but not as much as ASHI
I like to speak softly but not as much as ANISH
I am unconventional but not as much as ALOK
I like to drink but not as much as ANISH
I live in my room but as not much as GAUTAM
I am genuine but not as much as Microsoft
I am kutta kamina but not as big as K serial leader EKTA KAPOOR
I take tension but not as much as Nidhi


P.S. I Tagged Ashi and anyone who want can take it forward.





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