Friday, April 24, 2009



I came into this world NAKED doesn’t ensure every Thing Is Alright.......Im so ugly that when i walk into a bank they turn off the cameras...I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose....I like Kids, But I seriously don't think I could eat a whole one....i stop at the green lights and go on red......I have no grasp of reality and live in a dream world......I'm not totally useless! I can be used as a bad example..... I'm the romantic mushy type, soft-hearted and a lover of the arts, short I'm likely to live & die ALONE.I love animals...They're delicious yummm..... I tend 2 b headstrong and deliberate in my actions....Everybody needs something to believe, I believe I can have some more coffee.....

Basically i don't give a DAMN about anyone. if someone out there hates me i could not care less. I'm the type of person who would throw punches at a friendly Get-Together.....Warm and caring are my most endearing characteristics.....every time i go out i get chased by the dog catcher..... I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains.....For me, money is not everything.There's Mastercard & Visa...
I think i am wise but people think otherwise.....I don’t discriminate. . . .Therefore I hate Everyone
I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me.......But I guess they r just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not Them !!!!
I intend 2 live forever - so far, so good.....I like noise. I need noise. When it's too quiet, I can hear my brain cells dying......
Sometimes i speak only in a "robot" voice 2 annoy p'ple....I declare mah ROOM an independent nation, and sue mah neighbors upstairs for "violating my airspace" . Now I'm not sure.....i make beeping noises when a large person backs up.....sometime i have meaningful conversations with my toaster. Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I have stayed alive.... I hate people who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at SOMETHING when I ask where the bathroom is :| ????.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing...Sometimes I feel like smashing things....I get excited very easily..One night In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought - I must put a roof on My BlOoDy RoOm.
I feel uneasy indoors.....All in All, I aint a complete idiot, Some parts are Missing!..When I was born they fired a 21-gun salute. Too bad they missed...


I'm Not Suffering From Insanity I enjoy Every Minute of it.





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